Religion ????

And after all these years, it appears nothing has changed. Well so much for education or for religion.
One would think by now, there must be something wrong with the way we perceive things.

Religion? Or lack of it.
Evolution ? Or lack of it.
Maybe its that man evolved and religion did not, or vise versa.  But what it is I wish someone comes up with some answers, man has run out of ideas.
The need for a divine intervention is way overdue.
Man's primal genes are in direct opposition to his
beliefs as modern man.
What did not work in the past will not work now.
As soon as man can figure that out, we
will have a start.
For now, we seem to be caught in the same circle
just going round and round.
"In the name of God" does not compute, in any language
or religion.
Some thing is wrong dead wrong, and someone needs to
step out of the circle to figure it out.
fgviva

Great 800 Number

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In the age of talking to puters when making a call to a company, now you can get the info you want. You can get Directions, Weather, Stock Quotes, Movies in our area, and a LOT more..
I guess i am sounding like a spammed, but I hope not, because I have used this service for at least 5 years now.
Give it a try, just think lost and not knowing were to go, just call 1 800 555 TELL try it now....A good thing to have on your cell phone. also their web site is WWW.tellme.com Let me know what you think.

The Bitty Browser

I have not put much time into this tool, but it looks like something for a bloger could use, let me know. fg

Creation

Disclaimer: The following does not represent the religious views(or lack of)by me.

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "There is another Washington...Wait until you see the idiots I put there.

A Chemistry Question; True Humor1

 

CHEMISTRY QUESTION

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.
The answer  by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the &Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

 
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
 
One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
 
So which is it?
 
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
 

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

A Study in Contrast

A Study In Contrasts

You don't half to go to far to see one big contrast. Ann Coulter and
Mike Moore sure do make the a true dang (right/left) odd couple.
Ann can surely be classified as a symbol for the classy bitch.
Were as Moore fits the bill as one of those in your face assholes.
Its beside me why so much attention is given them, but maybe
it allows us to see the extremes of our nation.

The only thing I can respond to (IMO) is that Ann has more
gray matter between the ears and Mike has more gray matter
between the hips.

I would hope that anyone siding with one of the odd balls is
not offended by my remarks, but if you are, take it out
with someone from the other side. The fight is there.
I will just watch as i have done with Ann and Mike and
add two more assholes to my list.
fgviva

Best Ever "Come Back Line

Best Ever "Come Back Line"

It was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
"I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.

"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realise that you are screwing a pumpkin?'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there and then looked me straight in the face and said,
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"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

Evolution of breast

Evolution of the primate breast was a later development in the sexual
development of primates.

The early attraction in primates was to the buttocks which produced a rear mounting engagement. Over time the pre-human
breast developed, switching the attraction from the buttocks to the breast leading to the front mount position.
Now sexual development has gone to what we all know and do.
Today some of those "primal attractions" are still present. Many males are attracted to the "buns"(primal) while many
other males are attracted to the breast (modern). Maybe one could say that some males still harbor those
old primal sex behaviors genes.
Well with all that said, this is my "buns blog". Taking note that the image on the right ("spider bumps") could very
well pass for "buns" or "boobs". Its your call. The one in the center IMO are a primal as you can get and what I would
call the "a great set of buns", not knowing what we can't see (who cares) they would produce the the greatest sexual
attraction in a "primal male".
Take it for what it is worth, most of this is part of the evolutionary theory of sexual
behavior in human development.fgviva